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now i know why i’m so lonely

November 18th, 2007 by maclau

BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE FRAKING RICHARD GERE!!!!!!!

FUCK!

 

 

 

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My Plugoo Episodes # 2

October 15th, 2007 by maclau

My Plugoo dice (06:09 p.m.):
[My Plugoo] [blackpainter] maclau
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:09 p.m.):
siii
buenaaas
My Plugoo dice (06:10 p.m.):
[blackpainter] vecina, me vende unos cigarrillos
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:10 p.m.):
heeheheheh
solo hay green
y kool azul
My Plugoo dice (06:10 p.m.):
[blackpainter] kool azul sirven
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:10 p.m.):
tolis
son 300
My Plugoo dice (06:11 p.m.):
[blackpainter] y un paquete de papas
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:11 p.m.):
de cuales
My Plugoo dice (06:11 p.m.):
[blackpainter] margarita
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:11 p.m.):
de que sabor
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:12 p.m.):
solo tengo las criollas
de chorizo con limon
y de pollo
My Plugoo dice (06:12 p.m.):
[blackpainter] de pollo
[blackpainter] pero no tan picantes
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:12 p.m.):
hehehehehe
sera 2000 pesos
propina incluida
My Plugoo dice (06:12 p.m.):
[blackpainter] propina???????
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:13 p.m.):
tonces
el servicio cuesta
usted cree que este dominio se paga solo  
  haha
My Plugoo dice (06:13 p.m.):
[blackpainter] si quieres propina te toca charlarme o algo, porque asi nomas nop
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:13 p.m.):
uy pero essos servicios de charla no vienen excentos de iva
My Plugoo dice (06:14 p.m.):
[blackpainter] no que va
[blackpainter] hazte algo chevere pues para ver si te pago la propina o no
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:14 p.m.):
ummm si n le gusta le llamo a la dian
My Plugoo dice (06:15 p.m.):
[blackpainter] llamela, no es obligacion pagar propina
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:15 p.m.):
uich me saco las garrras
tonces paguese 1800 y fuera fuera que el ancho de banda me cuesta
My Plugoo dice (06:16 p.m.):
[blackpainter] pues no y si no me quiero ir
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:17 p.m.):
uy no si nos vamos a poner rudos, le llamo a don Google a ver si con el se sigue sintiendo tan varoncito!
My Plugoo dice (06:18 p.m.):
[blackpainter] no me da miedo de nadie y mucho menos de ud
My Plugoo dice (06:19 p.m.):
[blackpainter] uno viene tranquilo a comer algo y zaaaz
[blackpainter] asi no se puede
[blackpainter] por eso estamos como estamos
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:19 p.m.):
ay sabe que haga lo que quiera, yo igual me voy a ver la novela
My Plugoo dice (06:20 p.m.):
[blackpainter] vayase, y aproveche que el mes le queda: bruja
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:21 p.m.):
pues eso no me ofende, finalmente el hechizo que le eche a su mama dio frutos, engendro!
My Plugoo dice (06:22 p.m.):
[blackpainter] es que ni eso lo hace bien
[blackpainter] el colmo
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:22 p.m.):
haha
deje asi
My Plugoo dice (06:23 p.m.):
[blackpainter] hahaha
[blackpainter] estuvo chevere el chat maclau
Maclau -   when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona?   dice (06:27 p.m.):
yeah,   

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God. Was. Here

May 18th, 2007 by maclau

My Plugoo says (10:47 AM):

[My Plugoo] [God] Y helo thare

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:47 AM):

hi there

My Plugoo says (10:47 AM):

[God] How are you my child?

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:48 AM):

i’m ok God, how are you?

My Plugoo says (10:48 AM):

[God] Pretty darned holy.

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:48 AM):

hahaha that’s great God

what brings you to my website God?

My Plugoo says (10:49 AM):

[God] I was looking for naughty pictures, but was let down

[God] where are you hiding them?

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:49 AM):

hahaha i have no naughty pictures online God

I’m sorry to disappoint you

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:50 AM):

but i’m pretty disappointed at you too

My Plugoo says (10:50 AM):

[God] Don’t lie to your creator.

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:50 AM):

so, let’s say we’re even

My Plugoo says (10:50 AM):

[God] hey, deities need some lovin’ too okay?

[God] Mary quit putting out!

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:50 AM):

hahahahaha

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:51 AM):

i’m sure you need some loving God

i guess that’s why you hate me so much

i can’t promise i’ll post naughty pictures online

My Plugoo says (10:51 AM):

[God] Well, I hate everyone equally really.

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:52 AM):

hahahaha then you’re as fair as i’ve been told

i can promise i’ll do naughty stuff tonight\

but no pictures online Sir

My Plugoo says (10:53 AM):

[God] I’ll be keeping an eye out.

[God] I’lll need to find my tellescope =/

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:53 AM):

ahahaha getting old God?

sure you’re gonna enjoy it

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:54 AM):

so, how’s your day so far God?

My Plugoo says (10:54 AM):

[God] Yeah, my eyesight ‘aint what it used to be.

[God] Its been okay, saved a puppy from drowning earlier =/

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:54 AM):

awesome!

My Plugoo says (10:55 AM):

[God] not really, its going to grow up to be a dog version of Hitler

[God] but I owe the owners money

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:55 AM):

hahahahaha

Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:56 AM):

so what’s coming up for me today God?

My Plugoo says (10:56 AM):

[God] youre going to overcook your dinner, but you’ll still eat it because I told you to.

My Plugoo says (10:57 AM):

[God] But its gonna make you sick, so yeah, serves you right for doing what youre told without question.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (10:57 AM):

ohh

that’s boring, as most of my life is

My Plugoo says (10:58 AM):

[God] Well I could always crash a plane in your back garden?

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (10:58 AM):

i think that would be awesome God!

can i be killed right there?

pretty please?????

My Plugoo says (10:59 AM):

[God] No, I need you to stop doggy hitler.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (10:59 AM):

Oh wow, now my life has a meaning!

you’re not as bad as i thought!

My Plugoo says (10:59 AM):

[God] Yeah… you arent going to die in the process *cough*

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:00 AM):

hahahahahaha

great

My Plugoo says (11:00 AM):

[God] you have a spot in heaven though!

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:00 AM):

really? how come?

i’m a bad girl!

My Plugoo says (11:01 AM):

[God] I’m a bad diety, I havent been kicked out yet.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:01 AM):

good, then i guess we can both have fun

OMG, i’m coming on GOD! eww

this is sick

My Plugoo says (11:02 AM):

[God] Its okay, Gods donne worse.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:02 AM):

hahahaha

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:03 AM):

can you shapeshift in whatever physical form i ask you to?

My Plugoo says (11:03 AM):

[God] …I cannot turn into a rabbit.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:04 AM):

i don’t want a rabbit Sir, i would rather like you to look like Marcelo Yanez or Keanu Reeves…

i would gladly give you my nasty pictures

My Plugoo says (11:05 AM):

[God] Hmm. I can try. But most people normally look like Johnny Depp.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:06 AM):

hahahahhahaha

oh ok, i appreciate that you try

can you give me the lotto numbers?

i would appreciate some money too

My Plugoo says (11:06 AM):

[God] What am I, psychic?

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:07 AM):

hahahahaha no, worse, you’re GOD!

don’t you know all those things?

My Plugoo says (11:07 AM):

[God] pfft, I’m just an excuse for when things go wrong in peoples lives. Really all I can do is save puppies.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:07 AM):

hahahaha

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:08 AM):

then you’re quite a boring deity

i hate dogs

i can see why we don’t go well

My Plugoo says (11:08 AM):

[God] sorry you have to die at the hands of one

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:08 AM):

oh, that’s your ironic sense of humor God, i’m used to it already

it’s ok

My Plugoo says (11:09 AM):

[God] I love you really *lessthan*3

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:09 AM):

oh you love me??

My Plugoo says (11:10 AM):

[God] Like a hooker does money.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:10 AM):

ohh so sweet

thanks God!

hahaahahha

My Plugoo says (11:10 AM):

[God] Thats okay my child!

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:11 AM):

so, what are you doing tonight God?

it’s friday night!

My Plugoo says (11:11 AM):

[God] I’m gonna watch me some TV.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:11 AM):

what’s your favourite tv show?

My Plugoo says (11:11 AM):

[God] Hmmmm

[God] well

[God] at the moment

[God] a tie between LOST and Ugly Betty

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:12 AM):

ahh i love LOST God!

My Plugoo says (11:13 AM):

[God] who doesnt?

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:13 AM):

hahahha that’s true!

Have you been stalking me God?

My Plugoo says (11:14 AM):

[God] just a little. I’m hoping for a shower scene soon.

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:14 AM):

ohh, i love stalkers

i have one currently

you would be like the second one

My Plugoo says (11:15 AM):

[God] WHO IS IT?!

[God] ILL KILL IT!!

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:15 AM):

well is a very nie guy i know

*nice

please don’t kill him God

can you get him a raise??

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:16 AM):

or at least a puppy?

My Plugoo says (11:16 AM):

[God] …

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:16 AM):

no?

My Plugoo says (11:16 AM):

[God] I could

[God] but

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:16 AM):

but what?

My Plugoo says (11:16 AM):

[God] I want naughty pictures =P

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:16 AM):

ok ok… 3 naughty pictures if my stalker gets a raise

My Plugoo says (11:17 AM):

[God] whats with the God hatin’, eh?

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:17 AM):

hahaha you tell me! what did i do!?

My Plugoo says (11:18 AM):

[God] You didnt strip for me

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:18 AM):

ohhh I’m so sorry!

give me your personal IM address and we’ll see tonight

i’ll give you some lovin’

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:20 AM):

give me your personal IM address and we’ll see tonight

i’ll give you some lovin’

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:25 AM):

ah great.. you left me talking alone

Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:29 AM):

well, it was nice talking to you God!

thanks for coming to my website

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