now i know why i’m so lonely
maclau
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maclau
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maclau
My Plugoo dice (06:09 p.m.):
[My Plugoo] [blackpainter] maclau
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:09 p.m.):
siii
buenaaas
My Plugoo dice (06:10 p.m.):
[blackpainter] vecina, me vende unos cigarrillos
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:10 p.m.):
heeheheheh
solo hay green
y kool azul
My Plugoo dice (06:10 p.m.):
[blackpainter] kool azul sirven
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:10 p.m.):
tolis
son 300
My Plugoo dice (06:11 p.m.):
[blackpainter] y un paquete de papas
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:11 p.m.):
de cuales
My Plugoo dice (06:11 p.m.):
[blackpainter] margarita
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:11 p.m.):
de que sabor
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:12 p.m.):
solo tengo las criollas
de chorizo con limon
y de pollo
My Plugoo dice (06:12 p.m.):
[blackpainter] de pollo
[blackpainter] pero no tan picantes
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:12 p.m.):
hehehehehe
sera 2000 pesos
propina incluida
My Plugoo dice (06:12 p.m.):
[blackpainter] propina???????
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:13 p.m.):
tonces
el servicio cuesta
usted cree que este dominio se paga solo
haha
My Plugoo dice (06:13 p.m.):
[blackpainter] si quieres propina te toca charlarme o algo, porque asi nomas nop
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:13 p.m.):
uy pero essos servicios de charla no vienen excentos de iva
My Plugoo dice (06:14 p.m.):
[blackpainter] no que va
[blackpainter] hazte algo chevere pues para ver si te pago la propina o no
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:14 p.m.):
ummm si n le gusta le llamo a la dian
My Plugoo dice (06:15 p.m.):
[blackpainter] llamela, no es obligacion pagar propina
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:15 p.m.):
uich me saco las garrras
tonces paguese 1800 y fuera fuera que el ancho de banda me cuesta
My Plugoo dice (06:16 p.m.):
[blackpainter] pues no y si no me quiero ir
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:17 p.m.):
uy no si nos vamos a poner rudos, le llamo a don Google a ver si con el se sigue sintiendo tan varoncito!
My Plugoo dice (06:18 p.m.):
[blackpainter] no me da miedo de nadie y mucho menos de ud
My Plugoo dice (06:19 p.m.):
[blackpainter] uno viene tranquilo a comer algo y zaaaz
[blackpainter] asi no se puede
[blackpainter] por eso estamos como estamos
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:19 p.m.):
ay sabe que haga lo que quiera, yo igual me voy a ver la novela
My Plugoo dice (06:20 p.m.):
[blackpainter] vayase, y aproveche que el mes le queda: bruja
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:21 p.m.):
pues eso no me ofende, finalmente el hechizo que le eche a su mama dio frutos, engendro!
My Plugoo dice (06:22 p.m.):
[blackpainter] es que ni eso lo hace bien
[blackpainter] el colmo
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:22 p.m.):
haha
deje asi
My Plugoo dice (06:23 p.m.):
[blackpainter] hahaha
[blackpainter] estuvo chevere el chat maclau
Maclau - when you gonna give to me, a gift to me, is it just a matter of time, Sharona? dice (06:27 p.m.):
yeah,
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maclau
My Plugoo says (10:47 AM):
what brings you to my website God?
[God] where are you hiding them?
I’m sorry to disappoint you
[God] Mary quit putting out!
i guess that’s why you hate me so much
i can’t promise i’ll post naughty pictures online
i can promise i’ll do naughty stuff tonight\
but no pictures online Sir
[God] I’lll need to find my tellescope =/
sure you’re gonna enjoy it
[God] Its been okay, saved a puppy from drowning earlier =/
[God] but I owe the owners money
that’s boring, as most of my life is
can i be killed right there?
pretty please?????
you’re not as bad as i thought!
great
i’m a bad girl!
OMG, i’m coming on GOD! eww
this is sick
i would gladly give you my nasty pictures
oh ok, i appreciate that you try
can you give me the lotto numbers?
i would appreciate some money too
don’t you know all those things?
i hate dogs
i can see why we don’t go well
it’s ok
thanks God!
hahaahahha
it’s friday night!
[God] well
[God] at the moment
[God] a tie between LOST and Ugly Betty
Have you been stalking me God?
i have one currently
you would be like the second one
[God] ILL KILL IT!!
*nice
please don’t kill him God
can you get him a raise??
[God] but
give me your personal IM address and we’ll see tonight
i’ll give you some lovin’
i’ll give you some lovin’
thanks for coming to my website
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