May 18th, 2007 by 
maclau
My Plugoo says (10:47 AM):
[My Plugoo] [God] Y helo thare
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:47 AM):
hi there
My Plugoo says (10:47 AM):
[God] How are you my child?
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:48 AM):
i’m ok God, how are you?
My Plugoo says (10:48 AM):
[God] Pretty darned holy.
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:48 AM):
hahaha that’s great God
what brings you to my website God?
My Plugoo says (10:49 AM):
[God] I was looking for naughty pictures, but was let down
[God] where are you hiding them?
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:49 AM):
hahaha i have no naughty pictures online God
I’m sorry to disappoint you
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:50 AM):
but i’m pretty disappointed at you too
My Plugoo says (10:50 AM):
[God] Don’t lie to your creator.
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:50 AM):
so, let’s say we’re even
My Plugoo says (10:50 AM):
[God] hey, deities need some lovin’ too okay?
[God] Mary quit putting out!
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:50 AM):
hahahahaha
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:51 AM):
i’m sure you need some loving God
i guess that’s why you hate me so much
i can’t promise i’ll post naughty pictures online
My Plugoo says (10:51 AM):
[God] Well, I hate everyone equally really.
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:52 AM):
hahahaha then you’re as fair as i’ve been told
i can promise i’ll do naughty stuff tonight\
but no pictures online Sir
My Plugoo says (10:53 AM):
[God] I’ll be keeping an eye out.
[God] I’lll need to find my tellescope =/
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:53 AM):
ahahaha getting old God?
sure you’re gonna enjoy it
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:54 AM):
so, how’s your day so far God?
My Plugoo says (10:54 AM):
[God] Yeah, my eyesight ‘aint what it used to be.
[God] Its been okay, saved a puppy from drowning earlier =/
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:54 AM):
awesome!
My Plugoo says (10:55 AM):
[God] not really, its going to grow up to be a dog version of Hitler
[God] but I owe the owners money
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:55 AM):
hahahahaha
Maclau - ztztzt ztztzt ztztzt says (10:56 AM):
so what’s coming up for me today God?
My Plugoo says (10:56 AM):
[God] youre going to overcook your dinner, but you’ll still eat it because I told you to.
My Plugoo says (10:57 AM):
[God] But its gonna make you sick, so yeah, serves you right for doing what youre told without question.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (10:57 AM):
ohh
that’s boring, as most of my life is
My Plugoo says (10:58 AM):
[God] Well I could always crash a plane in your back garden?
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (10:58 AM):
i think that would be awesome God!
can i be killed right there?
pretty please?????
My Plugoo says (10:59 AM):
[God] No, I need you to stop doggy hitler.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (10:59 AM):
Oh wow, now my life has a meaning!
you’re not as bad as i thought!
My Plugoo says (10:59 AM):
[God] Yeah… you arent going to die in the process *cough*
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:00 AM):
hahahahahaha
great
My Plugoo says (11:00 AM):
[God] you have a spot in heaven though!
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:00 AM):
really? how come?
i’m a bad girl!
My Plugoo says (11:01 AM):
[God] I’m a bad diety, I havent been kicked out yet.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:01 AM):
good, then i guess we can both have fun
OMG, i’m coming on GOD! eww
this is sick
My Plugoo says (11:02 AM):
[God] Its okay, Gods donne worse.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:02 AM):
hahahaha
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:03 AM):
can you shapeshift in whatever physical form i ask you to?
My Plugoo says (11:03 AM):
[God] …I cannot turn into a rabbit.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:04 AM):
i don’t want a rabbit Sir, i would rather like you to look like Marcelo Yanez or Keanu Reeves…
i would gladly give you my nasty pictures
My Plugoo says (11:05 AM):
[God] Hmm. I can try. But most people normally look like Johnny Depp.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:06 AM):
hahahahhahaha
oh ok, i appreciate that you try
can you give me the lotto numbers?
i would appreciate some money too
My Plugoo says (11:06 AM):
[God] What am I, psychic?
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:07 AM):
hahahahaha no, worse, you’re GOD!
don’t you know all those things?
My Plugoo says (11:07 AM):
[God] pfft, I’m just an excuse for when things go wrong in peoples lives. Really all I can do is save puppies.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:07 AM):
hahahaha
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:08 AM):
then you’re quite a boring deity
i hate dogs
i can see why we don’t go well
My Plugoo says (11:08 AM):
[God] sorry you have to die at the hands of one
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:08 AM):
oh, that’s your ironic sense of humor God, i’m used to it already
it’s ok
My Plugoo says (11:09 AM):
[God] I love you really *lessthan*3
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:09 AM):
oh you love me??
My Plugoo says (11:10 AM):
[God] Like a hooker does money.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:10 AM):
ohh so sweet
thanks God!
hahaahahha
My Plugoo says (11:10 AM):
[God] Thats okay my child!
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:11 AM):
so, what are you doing tonight God?
it’s friday night!
My Plugoo says (11:11 AM):
[God] I’m gonna watch me some TV.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:11 AM):
what’s your favourite tv show?
My Plugoo says (11:11 AM):
[God] Hmmmm
[God] well
[God] at the moment
[God] a tie between LOST and Ugly Betty
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:12 AM):
ahh i love LOST God!
My Plugoo says (11:13 AM):
[God] who doesnt?
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:13 AM):
hahahha that’s true!
Have you been stalking me God?
My Plugoo says (11:14 AM):
[God] just a little. I’m hoping for a shower scene soon.
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:14 AM):
ohh, i love stalkers
i have one currently
you would be like the second one
My Plugoo says (11:15 AM):
[God] WHO IS IT?!
[God] ILL KILL IT!!
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:15 AM):
well is a very nie guy i know
*nice
please don’t kill him God
can you get him a raise??
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:16 AM):
or at least a puppy?
My Plugoo says (11:16 AM):
[God] …
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:16 AM):
no?
My Plugoo says (11:16 AM):
[God] I could
[God] but
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:16 AM):
but what?
My Plugoo says (11:16 AM):
[God] I want naughty pictures =P
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:16 AM):
ok ok… 3 naughty pictures if my stalker gets a raise
My Plugoo says (11:17 AM):
[God] whats with the God hatin’, eh?
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:17 AM):
hahaha you tell me! what did i do!?
My Plugoo says (11:18 AM):
[God] You didnt strip for me
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:18 AM):
ohhh I’m so sorry!
give me your personal IM address and we’ll see tonight
i’ll give you some lovin’
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:20 AM):
give me your personal IM address and we’ll see tonight
i’ll give you some lovin’
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:25 AM):
ah great.. you left me talking alone
Maclau - God is talking to me through my website! woot! says (11:29 AM):
well, it was nice talking to you God!
thanks for coming to my website
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